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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call fake spaghetti?","punchline":"An impasta.","id":450}
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Woolooware is a suburb in southern Sydney, in the state of New South Wales, Australia. Woolooware is located 24 kilometres (15 mi) south of the Sydney central business district in the Sutherland Shire. It shares the 2230 postcode with Cronulla.
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