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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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Petra is a female black swan that appeared in international news between 2006 and 2008 when she appeared to have fallen in love with a pedalo that resembled a swan on the Aasee, a lake located in Münster, in Germany.
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